Tongue Twisters

Name says its all- tongue twisters!!!

I'll start:

de postkoetsier poetst zijn postkoets met postkoetspoets

de kat krabt de krullen van de trap ^^

I don't know what they mean, but yeah, they're twisters of the tongue;o

als vliegen achter vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegensvlug

red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry!

Lirl, my tongue is a'twisted;o

1)

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

2)

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

3)

Torawo torunara torawo toru yori toriwo tore, toriwa otorini torawo tore

4)

plak bakbloedworst


5)

Un chasseur sachant chasser sait chasser sans son chien de chasse




1 and 2 are english tongue twisters
3 is a japanese tongue twister
4 is a dutch tongue twister
5 is a french tongue twister

Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w szczebrzeszynie


- try to say it

that aint a tongue twister thats just wtf :p

In the town of Szczebrzeszyn a beetle buzzes in the reed
And Szczebrzeszyn is famous for it.
An ox asks Mister beetle,
why are you buzzing in the bushes?

Whats 40 poles long and 40 poles wide?-its not the polish army, its /// *Censored* ///

<Edit by Feniks: well, I'm still a mod here :P, and Sage fails: I can't even use pro colors anymore for my censoring and editing>